Watch how long it takes him to figure it all out.
Los Angeles: it’s Entitlement Town, baby! #Lakers #SoreLosers
For people @mccoveychron: A diehard Rockies fan’s reaction to tonight’s Giants’ victory. http://twitpic.com/4uf8pp
RT @KenTremendous: HOSMER WALKS STOP WORKED COUNT BEAUTIFULLY STOP HALL OF FAME REQUESTS CATCHER’S GLOVE STOP
“Don’t you dare feed that waffle to that dog to get it to poop.” #ParksandRec
NIGHT TRAAAAAAIN!!!!! #SFGiants
RT @StevenAmiri: Warner Bros. just bought Rotten Tomatoes today. ‘Batman and Robin’ Tomatometer now at a 100%.
I’m glad I’m an @SFGiants fan because only a fan could say this to the team out of love: you’re all a bag of cunts. #SFGiants
I like the guy who climbed on to the traffic light just so he could pretend he was jerking off. #RevengeParade
Finally saw the very first SCREAM. What a waste of time that was.
Also, Jonah Hill is brilliant. I totally believed him as a female, blonde Brit. #Bridesmaids
