May 2011
10 posts
Los Angeles: it’s Entitlement Town, baby! #Lakers #SoreLosers
For people @mccoveychron: A diehard Rockies fan’s reaction to tonight’s Giants’ victory. http://twitpic.com/4uf8pp
RT @KenTremendous: HOSMER WALKS STOP WORKED COUNT BEAUTIFULLY STOP HALL OF FAME REQUESTS CATCHER’S GLOVE STOP
“Don’t you dare feed that waffle to that dog to get it to poop.” #ParksandRec
NIGHT TRAAAAAAIN!!!!! #SFGiants
RT @StevenAmiri: Warner Bros. just bought Rotten Tomatoes today. ‘Batman and Robin’ Tomatometer now at a 100%.
I’m glad I’m an @SFGiants fan because only a fan could say this to the team out of love: you’re all a bag of cunts. #SFGiants
I like the guy who climbed on to the traffic light just so he could pretend he was jerking off. #RevengeParade
Finally saw the very first SCREAM. What a waste of time that was.
Also, Jonah Hill is brilliant. I totally believed him as a female, blonde Brit. #Bridesmaids
April 2011
7 posts
Just saw BRIDESMAIDS. I hope it makes a billion dollars. It is hilarious and amazing and it has Rose Byrne in it.
“IIIII HAAAAVE HEMORRHOOOOIDS!” had better be on this list. RT @toptweets: look back at Michael Scott’s Best Quotes http://go.ign.com/8viblR
RT @unicornrockstar: irony: 6 years ago the same idiots who are all “Obama is from kenya” wanted to change the Constitution so an Austri …
RT @Kevin_Goldstein: Sometimes I leave the “Thank you for watching MLB.tv” screen up, just because I like feeling appreciated.
I’m very late in congratulating @mccoveychron for joining Baseball Nation, a site I learned of 2 mins ago. Grant, you’re one of the best.
AMC’s THE KILLING feels like watching Canadian-accented boredom torture.
RT @JonasPolsky: The sad reality is that Wonder Woman is paid 20% less than male superheroes.
March 2011
24 posts
At least 16 more chances to hear “wee baby Seamus.” RT @MattMitovich #Archer season 3 will be 16 eps (versus 13)
I don’t mean to brag, but you will NOT be disappointed when you see my BABIP. #StatNerdPickupLines
RT @cornerinfielder: My Pythagorean expectation includes you on my field. #StatNerdPickupLines
Damn, Picard. How could you drink Earl Grey? Tastes like motor oil. #TeaNG
RT @RobSchrab: @danharmon ask @tobolowsky if his voice is still his passport. #sneakersforeves
That’s the best babbling brook joke in TV history. #Parksandrec
Is that a new writer at Gawker? I extra special hate the site today.
LOL Gaels.
So many female douchebags on The Real World. Bravo, MTV. Gender equality! Douchebags forever!
Emotions? Lore? RT @cornerinfielder OH OKAY. I’ve figured out my data problem. Woohoo.
So help me, I’m starting to like the NBA again… maybe because I know it’s going away for awhile.
Hah! RT @robneyer: New book takes apart the Bill James-Moneyball myths http://tinyurl.com/4qd8w7z
Two ironic things in my nutrition class: a diet video produced by someone from Chicago and one of my classmates cracked open a soda.
Topper! Please! RT @NikkiFinke Charlie Sheen Calls Himself Mesiah, Prepares For War With Hit List http://dlvr.it/Jgrhl
There really should be a social networking site that is just people bitching about or complimenting Pandora selections. #GetOnThatWinklevi
Sounds like they’re shooting “Paranormal Activity 3: Nah, It Was Just the Wind” outside my apartment. #itswindy
/COCAINE’D #VarietyHeadlines #CharlieSheen #McCoveymemes
A good SNL sketch this weekend would’ve been “New Guy’s First Day at the Tiger Blood Factory.” #SNL #sincetherewasalotofSheenanyway
RT @robdelaney: I think the theme park based on “The Girl w/ the Dragon Tattoo” books is a bad idea. #rapecoaster
iPad 2 doesn’t operate above 10,000 feet? But how will people Garage Band on an airplane??? #iPad2
RT @unicornrockstar: Is Pride and Prejudice and Charlie Sheen out yet? Somebody CTRL+R that shit up.
RT @silaslesnick: Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell and Jude Law should totally step in to finish up “Two and Half Men”.
The elevator I was just in smelled like it had recently made love to a hobo.
RT @shelbyfero: It’s pretty cool how easily the devil disguises himself as cats.
January 2011
18 posts
RT @queenhilby: @JoshMalina Would you pls RT? 75% of Queensland in Australia is a flood disaster zone!!! It’s huge!!! Please donate: htt …
RT @masuga: A decent news site shouldn’t have comments. Comments are not news. Just give me the facts. No one needs to know what ahole66 …
The thirtieth stolen line or moment in The Cape: “One man can make a difference.” Wilton Knight is rolling in his grave!
Nobody’s patting that butt as he goes. RT @Kevin_Goldstein: Toros Esteban Yan might get pulled soon just because he’s sweating so much.
Don’t worry, Colts. The Patriots are going to obliterate the Jets.
Why can’t every member of the cast play Spartacus? RT @MoTancharoen there will be 2nd season of Spartacus. No casting news now (via @moryan)
This isn’t her first boner. @DrewAtHitFix @JennyMcCarthy
Five minutes into THE PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS and I think people shouldn’t have the right to choose.
Hot…? RT @lonestarball @LookoutLanding Jeff Sullivan on Adrian Beltre http://sbn.to/gyQTeT