September 2009
89 posts
Sorority girls… Nature’s bulk photocopy job.
RT @webvanessa ShannonElizab: Welcome to Twitterland @jeffschroeder23 !
Found flaw in spare key under potted plant trick: not placing spare key under a potted plant.
First Niner game I get to see this year and damn do they suck.
Being a San Francisco Giants fan helped me brace for this. Folks, there’s a lesson here: Never try.
Haven’t had a running game all day so… Why not run the ball in crunch time?!
#FortyNiners Here comes the comeback.
Finally watching #BreakingBad. Damn impressive.
Latest Giants’ victory feels like every late-September win since 2005: Empty and meaningless.
Ice cream!1
Lenny = white
Carl = black
Would you like to take a survey?
Opera singers chatting about their craft sounds a lot like actors chatting about auditions they didn’t get.
Oh bureaucracy, you and your mountain of paperwork and permits… and running around to various departments… with inconvenient hours.
Just saw “Jackie Brown” for the first time in forever… wondering why some people think it’s Tarantino’s best.
The Informant! was pretty good. Recommend.
I look down to tweet for two seconds and the gf disappears.
The Informant! and Big Fan on the viewing docket this weekend.
When gays marry, it ruins it for the rest of us.
You ain’t TALL, midget! You juss clev-uh!
If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about? What am I working toward?
… we used to go on these long walks on the treadmill…
1 hour til the Sunny comes out!
#TwitMovie “Tweetbusters,” “Good Will Tweeting,” “High Fidelitweet”
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia blasts us all in the ass tonight on FX! The cable channel!
UCLA Band playing a great cover of “Take On Me.” drum corps totally animated!
I am still feeling the papercut from this morning. #reasonswhyiamapussy
RT @KenTremendous FJM on Deadspin today. Read it and opposite-of-weep!
Hopefully, Orci & Kurtzman don’t use the same allegory for the Trek sequel as they did for the Transformers sequel. http://bit.ly/ggx0P
Was at Big Brother finale. Watching reality really happen is a lot like sitting on a park bench and people watching. Altho, more applause.
Even Jay seems bored.
Diane Keaton flosses at red lights… Just like everybody else!
Easy to dislike Bush and his administration, but it’s also a relief to read something that humanizes him: http://bit.ly/glIkN <—Great read!
RIP Patrick Swayze. You were a cool cat.
Steve Young doing color for a Raiders game… all kinds of wrong.
I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU. I’M GOING TO LET YOU UPDATE. BUT, BEYONCE HAD ONE OF THE BEST TWEETS OF ALL TIME.
NINERS!!
http://bit.ly/b5jRp Movies about the Theory of Evolution are too controversial for American audiences; fighting robots a-ok though.
Preparing for my first viewing of The Breakfast Club. Will be watching with blow up Ally Sheedy.
Randy Winn bats third for the Giants in the middle of a pennant race. We’re in this!
Farewell, #KingoftheHill!
First and only athletic trainer consultation today. 1. He lusted after my girlfriend @webvanessa and 2. exposed my various insecurities.
Sun… I demand you not set for another hour or so! Delay the solstice!!
I think vampires are in a tough spot right now. On one hand, they have a lot of admirers, on the other hand, they have to sire Twilight fans
Oh Wahoo’s, how can I resist you?
Giants are so stupendously boring that not even Vin Scully can make this game entertaining. Urge to sleep rising… RIzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
#funwithcelebritynicknames Apple “one” Martin. “Are you” Suri Cruise. Jaden “Granny” Smith.
Mindy “London” Kaling. Alyssa “Double Chocolate” Milano. Jimmy “Lil’” Kimmel. #funwithcelebritynicknames
Michael “Mia” Cera. Jim “Mariah” Carrey. Ben “Di” Stiller. #funwithcelebritynicknames
Michael C. “Radio City Music” Hall. #funwithcelebritynicknames